-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

officialpotterpics:

Dust, a short film by Ben Ockrent and Jake Russell

So excited to see this film whenever it is available. There is so much respect for the filmmakers right now for inventing something so unconventional yet so imaginative.

severus-snape-my-eternal-prince:

via The Headmaster’s Portrait by ~deej240z on deviantART

Stunning!