hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:

My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” 

His friend didnt know. 

I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. 

He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!” 

Reblogged from: thedalekwhocried
Source: hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles
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