Two things I NEVER want to see mentioned in another fanfic…

1. Fresh, white semen

2. Pollenation, spelled like so, and used as in when he comes inside of his lady.

Tagged: fanfic jesus take the wheel. thank goodness it wasnt a snamione fic.
  1. propertyofseverustsnape said: Have your eyes been thus defiled? Really? Noooo…I have read a few fics recently where I have had an issue (ha see what I done there) with some of the descriptive wording. Oh to be pollenated….oh the romance…meh
  2. officialalltimelow said: OMG NO…. CANNOT BE UNREAD.
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